Anyone can summon the Père Lachaise. All you have to do is go to the oldest grave in the cemetery, and place a rock there, and a sprig of a herb – a wild herb, or a weed plucked from the side of the road is enough, it doesn’t have… Read more »
Please don’t be afraid. I’m not actually a monster. Well, perhaps I am a monster. I know that princesses are not supposed to look like this. But you’re quite safe. Do I look like I have eaten any children today? Exactly. You’d know if I had. Listen, you applied for… Read more »